Sunday, April 15, 2007

Bad Bunny

Cinnamon, or Buttercup as Erin's class has named her, is a bunny which Erin and I share joint custody of; two weeks on and two weeks off. I've never owned a bunny before, but the general consensus is that Cinnamon (Buttercup) is quite unusual in her friendliness and laid-backed-ness. However, I think someone may have secretly supplied her with PCP this week, as she's been acting pretty strange. First, when I let her out of her cage, instead of exploring the room as she usually does, she immediately started running circles around my feet. Then, when I picked her up, she started obsessively licking my arm. After she bored of that, she nibbled on my tie, then started chewing on my shirt buttons. I think she's gone crazy. Oh, and she looks so much like a loaf of bread, that Erin and I couldn't resist doing this:


I brought her home today, for Erin's 2 weeks starts tomorrow. Maybe a little time in the ghetto will straighten that bunny out, and she won't be quite so weird when she returns.

3 comments:

k said...

B says, as we read together, "Bunnies get horny. And, that bunny is looking for something to screw."

Anonymous said...

When Cinnamon gets done baking, slice her up and make her into french toast. Use vanilla and nutmeg in the batter.

Anonymous said...

Tyson, what happened to your story?